Turning over a new leaf.

Hey Lindsay!!
Going to jail and changing the world is the new smokin' crack and partying all night!!

Haven't you heard?

Superstar

Paris is out of jail!
And soo pretty. I think she looks better without makeup.



Curse celebrities who can look fantastic without their own personal make up artist and stylist and blah blah blah.

It's all good.

So Alaina's got me in line. I'm posting something grand and new for everyone. Here are a few thoughts of the day.

1. paris is no longer in a mental ward. That's wonderful.
2. Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen just turned 21. That makes me so happy. I reaaaaally like Ashley.
3. My co-worker has a blog on blogger. I am not yet brave enough to ask her what the blog address is.
4. I got my Giada cookbook. It's great great great. I am going to have much fun becoming Italian.
5. The biggest reason why I don't want to go back to school is because I will not have my own kitchen in which to cook and use my own utensils. And I don't know who is or isn't going to do their own dishes.
6. The biggest reason why I DO want to go to school is because I can be with my best friends again. So good.
7. I got my shoes from Delias, they're too big. Now I'm paying $10 bucks for an exchange.
8. I had a dream I got fired last night. It was soo not good.
9. My last night dream actually was a horror film. Something about Satan going to parties and trying to trick people into going up an imagined staircase and I had to help people pick the right one. It really was awful.
10. I start my community college chemistry class on monday. I am very nervous.

I have to wait one more day.

In case you were wondering, my weekend was spectacular and uneventful. I quite enjoyed it all though, I'm not sad about anything.

It was wonderful. I got to see Dorman who was visiting from Idaho where he is the lead gang banger, watch Alex play nintendo, and talk to Amanda. Then I went shopping with Bryan's family. Bryan fell asleep in the car while we were talking. It's not even like he was laying down or had his eyes closed, just we're talking and after a little silence his head falls and his keys drop out of his hand. I then punched him multiple times in the stomach to revive him enough to make him promise we'll go to Home Depot on Saturday.

I slept a lot from Friday night to Saturday morning. I had to clean the house a lot, then was released so I could go to HOME DEPOT!!!!! Continuing with my Food Network fascination, I bought my very own herbs. I am the proud owner of a fully grown Basil plant, fully grown parsley, and two plants named oregano and cilantro that will hopefully grow from seedlings.

Saturday night was spent finishing Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Words cannot describe to you the excitment flowing in my veins as I anticipate the next HP book and movie. Oh, that I ever doubted Harry Potter, shames me to the core.

Now I'm back at work. It's pretty good. Sorry about all the Paris posts, I'm just a little obsessed. And in case you only look here to get a paris update, she has found God in jail and has decided to put her stupid act behind her and use her fame and wealth to help other people, said via phone conversation with Barbara Walters. How did that happen? Who knows. Anyway, I still like Paris. I just like thinking that she's in jail not partying. My life is better.

She's baaaaack!

Alright, I hate being behind on the current news and I know all my many readers do as well, so I'll just let everyone know.

PARIS IS BACK IN JAIL.
She went back to court and they sentenced her back to jail. She was screaming and crying the whole way and apparently, spent the first night in the mental part of the hospital. Maybe she saw Michael trying to escape?? Anyway, now she's not eating or sleeping in jail.

Yes, I feel bad for her, but to me it just sounds like she's throwing a big temper tantrum.

Or not to Paris.

I'm mad. Paris is not in jail anymore.

Paris.

I must admit, I cannot stop reading about Paris Hilton being in Jail. It really is quite fantastic, and I'm beginning to like Paris Hilton probably more than I would really tell you. Maybe she is smart, or has a brain, and is just a bit sheltered and doesn't know how to fill up a gas tank. I mean, that'd be a nice problem to have rather than not being able to afford a car. Sure, she's annoying and skinny and rich, but I can't think of a reason why I like her. This is great. But I do. I sincerely don't like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan though. And I'm beginning to detest these celeb blogs, but celebrities really are the only thing that entertain me at work. Them and shopping. At least I pick the one of them doesn't cost me money.

I am such a girl.

MTV Movie Awards were last night. I didn't watch them. Instead, Mal and I watched Bring It On, which is one of the most embarassing movies to watch. Sooo good though.

Anyway, I was reading my morning news from People and E! online, and there were some articles about Sarah Silverman bashing Paris Hilton, so I youtube(d) it and watched the intro and it was disgusting and I don't know how Sarah Silverman got to host the awards. One of the other links (you tube posts other videos on the right column?) was for last year's Kiss of the Year from the Notebook. How could I resist?

It is soo good.