It's been too long, old friend.

Here are my two bits of, "She's seriously writing about this?!" for your viewing pleasure today.

1. I hope that someday Hugh Hefner gets diagnosed with some sort of mental disorder to explain why he is so crazy. Otherwise, he is truly a disgusting man.

2. I hope even more that Prince Harry (name actually is Henry) and Pippa get married. Even though he just denied rumors that they're dating. A girl can hope.

The end.

Two generations of sexy men

Something about reading celebrity news makes me feel like blogging. Or it could be that I lost the the "celebrity couple" game at Rachel's bridal shower last night that made me feel like I should catch up on my favorite pastime. Or it could be the "Snapped" Marathon on Oxygen that is empowering me as a woman and encouraging me to blog. Whatever the reason be, I've been catching up.

So turns out everyone's favorite joker (George Clooney) is jealous of everyone's favorite vampire (Rob Pat). Somehow an exchange of magazines took place in which Rob wrote,








"To George: Best of luck. Hang in there. Love, Rob"













and George responded with, "Dear Rob: Thanks for all the inspiration. I'm a huge fan. Love, George (two time sexiest man alive)"





Find the article here.

Vampire and Holiday Cheer

I haven't really thought a whole lot about New Moon coming out, and by not a "whole lot" I mean compared to how excited I was for Twilight last year. My true allegiances lie with Harry Potter so I don't get too excited about Twilight, but I would be lying if I said I wasn't a HUGE fan and really excited for the movie to come out. I mean, some of you know how many times I saw Twilight in theaters and it's quite an embarrassing number. I (and I know Josh, too) hope I don't like this one as much so I don't get sucked into that time and money drain. Book 2 was my least favorite in the series. May the movies be the same!

Anyway, reason for this blog? This article was linked on my homepage and I enjoyed it. It's different celebrities weighing in on team Jacob vs Edward. It makes me feel just a little bit closer to my famous friends. I only would've liked it better had Kristen Bell given her 2 cents. So here's the article!
Celebs on Twilight

ps.
As I write this I'm listening to 'A Colbert Christmas' album. It's hilarious and awesome and FEIST has a song and sings on another 2 songs. Count it as my favorite christmas album of the year. Some of the other songs include 'Can I Interest You in Hannukah' from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, and 'Nutmeg' by John Legend and SC.

The Colbert Report	Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
A Colbert Christmas: Another Christmas Song
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor U.S. Speedskating

Just making an appearance

My three favorite things combined. Can you guess what the three are? It isn't too hard.
(ps. Click on the link below)
Harry Potter Kids Luuurve GG

pps.
I saw Harry Potter and the Half blood Prince twice. I'm planning on another time or two. I kind of feel like I should pay at least as much attention to HP as I did to Twilight. Although, I think Joshua and I would go broke if I used that logic. Hmmm.....pictures instead.

Yep those are all my Harry Potter shirts. And Joshua got me those awesome HP specs. I love him.

Marriage in 17 days!!

My heroes

WHY HASN'T THE WORLD FIGURED OUT THAT LIAM NEESON AND RALPH FIENNES ARE THE SAME PERSON?!?!?!YOU TRY AND FIGURE OUT WHO IS WHO.

I know this labels me, but

WHY ARE ALL TV SHOWS EVERYWHERE ON RE-RUNS?!!

I AM REALLY DISTRESSED, HERE!


And p.s. I don't even like Rihanna, but I am petitioning her abuser. He doesn't deserve fame for being a jerk. Not even gonna post his name that's how much I dislike the man. If you really want to know the story, CNN it.

Welcome to the weekend! 167 days until Joshua is my husband.

Keeping things interesting

Here's a Twilight blog. And a Jennifer Cady blog. My favorite blogger + my favorite love book = amazing. Thanks for reading.

Are You Ready for More Twilight?

Celebrity, Celebrity, aahh

I about died from laughing so hard while I was reading this article. If you don't know who Raven Simone is, or you don't care about anything having to do with celebrities, please disregard this blog post.

LEAVE RAVEN'S EYEBROWS ALONE!!!

Also, since I'm such a celebrity media crazy, I really like anything that Jennifer Cady writes about on E! Online. It's what I like to think I would be like if I blogged about celebrity lives for a living. (whoa, that was a lot of likes) I know you probably won't appreciate it, but us worldly folk don't get too offended by unappreciative fans.

And if you want to be, you're invited to mine and LeeAnne's birthday party on Friday night. It's Roaring Twenties themed, you must dress up, and it's in Pleasant Grove.

I had so much fun linking all those words to articles. I think I might get fired from laughing too much at work.

Cheers!

Yeaeayyyahh

Oh wow. This is the weirdest movie I think I've ever seen. I'll never view MK+A the same.

TBC

I am working on a new project. It's my dowry. More details (and hopefully pictures) to follow!

Mostly I just posted this blog so you don't have to see Claiken every time you visit my page. Or mostly so I don't have to see Claiken every time I visit my page.

Cheers!

Dear Claiken,

I am returning to my roots, everyone. And no, I don't mean my natural hair color. And I absolutely do not mean obesity.

I am celebrity blogging.


CLAY AIKEN IS HAVING A BABY!!!!!?!?!?!!
OMG. (yeah that deserves one)
Claiken, oh Claiken,
My dad bought me your CD once! I used to listen to the creepy 'fly on the wall' song and pretend it wasn't creepy, because I thought you were kind of cool. I mean, you did place second on American Idol. Everyone knows 1st place never gets you anywhere besides anything Fox and AI tours. I decided to like you (kind of), and even when rumors swirled that you were gay(which I believe now more than ever), I stood by your side.
Now, THIS?!

It's. So. Weird.
She was artificially inseminated.
That means...you know...like, on purpose.
Someone chose Claiken genes to be in their baby.
On. Purpose.

Agh.

And what a horrible way to tell people! The (crazy) woman's brother told People that it was (not american idol, though the abbreviation is entertaining) an AI, not even a for real, on accident, out of wedlock child. This is bad news for female fans of Claiken. Good news for the male ones.

Latah, Claiken!!
-kw

How Embarassing.

Did somebody forget to tell Hollywood that Myspace is out? I don't understand why celebrities are:
a) Posting their own newsworthy information on the internet
and
b) Posting newsworthy information on MYSPACE blogs.

Does anybody even have Myspace anymore??

It's sunny outside.

Thank you People Magazine online for reigniting the passion behind my girl crush. I love you too.

Emma Watson: Just Hanging Out


Happy Valentines Day EVE!!

Grumpy Monday

I don't like Amy Winehouse. I have only read E! and People articles about her drug usage, nothing about her music. Somehow she came into existence with one pretty catchy song about rehab (ironically where she is now), but has anyone heard any other songs of hers? Please exclude yourself from this category if you watched the Grammy's last night. I think I used to have nightmares about her.


Hey, it's supposed to be sunny today. I can feel this week getting better already.

Oh gosh.

I just thought I'd bring a little bit of morning love and joy to everyone who's awake and reading my blog this early in the day. I'm goin for Natalie here.

This disgusts me a little bit.

Jamie Lynn Spears...preggo.

Letter to My Girl Crush.

Dear Emma,

Can I be you?

Love,

Kendall




also

Dear Rupert,

Can I date you?

Love,

Kendall

Watching the Tyra

Soooo I'm sitting at Alaina's house watching the TYRA on Oh! Chris Kirkpatrick, formerly of N'Sync, is telling me how great being in a boy band was. Lots of money, booze, drugs, and sexy ladies. Rich Cronin formerly of LFO is telling me how he found some great friends in this new reality TV show. 98 degrees boy. Dumb.

I'm very happy to be with Rachel. Waiting for Alaina to get home, going to dye her hair. Adrie might be my favorite little person in the whole world; she is hilarious! Alaina, I love your child. Aaand I can't wait to dye your hair, and I hope it doesn't turn out bad.

Anyway, I was going to post two of my favorite feelings in the world.
1) Sitting on the knoll in the sunshine.
2) Wearing a warm jacket when it's cold and sunny outside.

I also enjoy having my own table in the Library so I can have visitors. Today a total of 5 friends came to my table in a four hour period. Thank you friends.

Tyra, my Tyra

The Tyra show has moved to New York City.

Need I say more?

Turning over a new leaf.

Hey Lindsay!!
Going to jail and changing the world is the new smokin' crack and partying all night!!

Haven't you heard?

I should have five husbands by now.

This article made me laugh so hard.
http://www.eonline.com/news/stephencolbert

That right there is why I wish I could marry Stephen Colbert. If you've ever seen his TV show....man. You'd be there, too.