Wednesday, July 18, 2007

What will happen if I don't make enough this summer.

Dear Wonka,

Your idea to have 'Magically Changes Color!" SweeTarts was possibly your worst idea yet. If I wanted to eat something that tasted like Kool-Aid, I would eat Kool-Aid powder. As it does not taste good, I do not eat it (without lots of sugar). SweeTarts are put into my mouth, chewed, swallowed, and digested. Please do not ruin my SweeTarts with your magic changing powder that does not satisfy either 'magic' or 'color changing'. I am disgusted by this mediocre attempt to create a better candy. Please forward me $3.39 for the cost of this product, as well as $2,500 for anguish and embarassment.

If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to call my exremely brilliant and vigilant attorney, Attorney 2.

Very Truly Yours,


Kendall L. Williams
CC: Attorney 2

3 comments:

Becki said...

sick, they are bad enough already.

and for goodness sakes get to work and talk to me I'm sooooo bored.

and I just went on a field trip.

weee.

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Becki said...

ps I feel like I remember something about you forcing me to eat nasty sugarless kool-aid. You are mean gurl.

Lainey said...

Chocolate rules.