To brighten up your day.

Dear iGoogle members,
If you have not yet added the Daily Humor from Giglish application, you really should. Only, get the Hella True Fact of the Day first.
Love,
an iGoogle member

p.s.
Chuck Norris is pretty great.

Laugh a little...it's okay.

This is what I get to look at every day. I thought today's screen was quite entertaining. I hope you find it so as well




Ohh Pluto, we are glad you are a dwarf planet.

Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris

I don't get why it's so funny, but it just is. Like, 4 out of the 5 times that I check the Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator, I laugh! It's crazy! My favorite so far today is,

"Chuck Norris is the reason for overpopulation in China. He once held a karate convention in CITY and all the women within 1,000 miles got pregnant immediately."

So I got a BMT today because for some reason, Subways in Oregon are revolting against the worldwide daily sandwich special, and Tuesday is BMT day instead of Thursday everywhere else.

Season Finale of Gilmore Girls is on tonight and I'm kind of excited. I'm quite upset at last week's episode because Rory decided not to get married to Logan because she wants to do her own thing, and Logan said they couldn't be together because he wanted to be with her for the rest of their lives, not do the long distance relationship. Sometimes I fear GG doesn't teach very good morals (let us remember Rory's first partner was a married man)but it does provide some good entertainment at the expense of just a little bit of poop (for you, Mal).

Do not forget V Mars tonight, it will not be so good, but entertaining nonetheless.
My job at Kirkpatrick, Zeitz, and Masaoy is now Kirkpatrick and Zeitz. I am barely catching up on all the work thrown at me, and the day is almost over! Hurrah!


Okay love you bye.

Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris

I don't get why it's so funny, but it just is. Like, 4 out of the 5 times that I check the Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator, I laugh! It's crazy! My favorite so far today is,

"Chuck Norris is the reason for overpopulation in China. He once held a karate convention in CITY and all the women within 1,000 miles got pregnant immediately."

So I got a BMT today because for some reason, Subways in Oregon are revolting against the worldwide daily sandwich special, and Tuesday is BMT day instead of Thursday everywhere else.

Season Finale of Gilmore Girls is on tonight and I'm kind of excited. I'm quite upset at last weeks episode because Rory decided not to get married to Logan because she wants to do her own thing, and Logan said they couldn't be together because he wanted to be with her for the rest of their lives, not do the long distance relationship. Sometimes I fear GG doesn't teach very good morals (let us remember Rory's first partner was a married man)but it does provide some good entertainment at the expense of just a little bit of poop (for you, Mal).

Do not forget V Mars tonight, it will not be so good, but entertaining nonetheless.
My job at Kirkpatrick, Zeitz, and Masaoy is now Kirkpatrick and Zeitz. I am barely catching up on all the work thrown at me, and the day is almost over! Hurrah!


Okay love you bye.

Not to be Messed with.

I remember my first experience with Chuck Norris. It was ninth grade and boys were discussing the wonders of Chuck. Later, I started noticing that boys actually seem to worship Chuck Norris, and I had no idea why. I have since learned that Norris is worshipped Just Because. That's really all there is to it, he's great just because. If someone has a different reason, let me know because I would like to know the secret behind the Norris. I will tell you though, the google addition to my homepage, "Chuck Norris Fact Generator" IS the best thing I have on there.

Chuck Norriss credit cards have no limits. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

The energy produced from the big bang is estimated to be about 1 CNRhK which is 1 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.

Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.