Mind vomit.

Blogging has been slow lately. I think I shouldn't post any more about Harry Potter, but I really don't know what else to blog about.
I'm really excited for this weekend. Alaina is bringing up the baby, Rachel is gonna see my new house, and then I get to go to family reunion and not work!!

Boss lady has decided to not like me again. I am a bit better at handling it this time, but it just gets really annoying when every word out of her mouth is dripping with "you are incompetent compared to meeeee" type emotion. Oh well, I will just be better than her when I grow up. And not weigh 300 pounds. Sorry. That was mean.

Ummm I want to buy Harry Potter and the: a) Order of the Phoenix and b) Deathly Hallows, on Itunes so I can listen to those lovely books on my way to work and stuff. Unfortunately, they're about a bazillion dollars each ($49.99)

I got a new digital camera. My college experience is going to be 2048 times better because of this. Sorry this is boring. More like a journal. And did you ever notice that blogs are never really boring until the blogger says, "Oh, sorry this is so boring and dull..."

I think I made up my mind again to become a dental hygienist. Nothing else really seems to fit...so I'm hoping that means this thing is for real. This thing as in working super hard in super hard classes. I'm scared for fall.

Oh yes, last thing, Attorney no. 1 (I think it's 1, not 2) brought me another gift from an art show. It's a lovely blown glass christmas tree ornament.

ohh p.s.
I'm beginning to think the reason they can't keep a receptionist here for more than 4 months isn't because they're all retarded, but because the office manager is hitler.
(receptionist is to office manager as Jew is to Hitler.)

What will happen if I don't make enough this summer.

Dear Wonka,

Your idea to have 'Magically Changes Color!" SweeTarts was possibly your worst idea yet. If I wanted to eat something that tasted like Kool-Aid, I would eat Kool-Aid powder. As it does not taste good, I do not eat it (without lots of sugar). SweeTarts are put into my mouth, chewed, swallowed, and digested. Please do not ruin my SweeTarts with your magic changing powder that does not satisfy either 'magic' or 'color changing'. I am disgusted by this mediocre attempt to create a better candy. Please forward me $3.39 for the cost of this product, as well as $2,500 for anguish and embarassment.

If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to call my exremely brilliant and vigilant attorney, Attorney 2.

Very Truly Yours,


Kendall L. Williams
CC: Attorney 2

I wish I could write a passive agressive note.

For some reason attorney number 1 has decided that it's okay for him to drink my sodas in the fridge? It started with a root beer, and now he's drinking my diet coke. I am the only one in this office who ever drinks diet coke. Everyone else drinks the generic brand. I hate lawyers.

Fat Girl at Heart

Today I came to this miraculous conclusion:

I am still a fat girl at heart.

How I came to this conclusion:
Today attorney number 3 brought his twin children in, a boy and a girl. Both are in the borderline overweight/obese category. The first thing I heard them say when they walked into the kitchen was, "Ohhhhhhh, Dad! Can we have a doughnut??" (there is a box of 6 krispy kreme's on the counter). I was embarassed for them, but I have no pity. I then realized I still do the same thing only now it's silent.

I see a box of lovely doughnuts and want one. I live to cook food and watch the Food Network. I looove making cake, cookies, and brownies, and love even more to eat them. I give in to my temptations a lot. I think I've gained a little bit of self control, and I might look like not a fat girl, but so you all know, I am still a fat girl at heart.

It's a tree frog

PS.
Hey guys, my boss loves me. He brought me back a gift from the art convention he went to this last weekend. I am quite happy with my job!

and no, we aren't having an affair. He gave Heather a gift, too.

I'll post a picture later!

Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris

I don't get why it's so funny, but it just is. Like, 4 out of the 5 times that I check the Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator, I laugh! It's crazy! My favorite so far today is,

"Chuck Norris is the reason for overpopulation in China. He once held a karate convention in CITY and all the women within 1,000 miles got pregnant immediately."

So I got a BMT today because for some reason, Subways in Oregon are revolting against the worldwide daily sandwich special, and Tuesday is BMT day instead of Thursday everywhere else.

Season Finale of Gilmore Girls is on tonight and I'm kind of excited. I'm quite upset at last weeks episode because Rory decided not to get married to Logan because she wants to do her own thing, and Logan said they couldn't be together because he wanted to be with her for the rest of their lives, not do the long distance relationship. Sometimes I fear GG doesn't teach very good morals (let us remember Rory's first partner was a married man)but it does provide some good entertainment at the expense of just a little bit of poop (for you, Mal).

Do not forget V Mars tonight, it will not be so good, but entertaining nonetheless.
My job at Kirkpatrick, Zeitz, and Masaoy is now Kirkpatrick and Zeitz. I am barely catching up on all the work thrown at me, and the day is almost over! Hurrah!


Okay love you bye.