A couple tips:
1. Don't go grocery shopping when you're hungry.
2. Clip coupons. It's fun.
3. Being the fastest walker on campus really doesn't help. Especially from x:50 to x:00.
4. Choosing a movie to watch based on Amanda Bynes being in it is not a good idea.
5. Don't Netflix 'Sydney White', and if you really do, know it's a modern SNOW WHITE.