I am returning to my roots, everyone. And no, I don't mean my natural hair color. And I absolutely do not mean obesity.
I am celebrity blogging.
CLAY AIKEN IS HAVING A BABY!!!!!?!?!?!!
OMG. (yeah that deserves one)
Claiken, oh Claiken,
My dad bought me your CD once! I used to listen to the creepy 'fly on the wall' song and pretend it wasn't creepy, because I thought you were kind of cool. I mean, you did place second on American Idol. Everyone knows 1st place never gets you anywhere besides anything Fox and AI tours. I decided to like you (kind of), and even when rumors swirled that you were gay(which I believe now more than ever), I stood by your side.
It's. So. Weird.
She was artificially inseminated.
That means...you know...like, on purpose.
Someone chose Claiken genes to be in their baby.
And what a horrible way to tell people! The (crazy) woman's brother told People that it was (not american idol, though the abbreviation is entertaining) an AI, not even a for real, on accident, out of wedlock child. This is bad news for female fans of Claiken. Good news for the male ones.