Saturday, May 31, 2008

Dear Claiken,

I am returning to my roots, everyone. And no, I don't mean my natural hair color. And I absolutely do not mean obesity.

I am celebrity blogging.


CLAY AIKEN IS HAVING A BABY!!!!!?!?!?!!
OMG. (yeah that deserves one)
Claiken, oh Claiken,
My dad bought me your CD once! I used to listen to the creepy 'fly on the wall' song and pretend it wasn't creepy, because I thought you were kind of cool. I mean, you did place second on American Idol. Everyone knows 1st place never gets you anywhere besides anything Fox and AI tours. I decided to like you (kind of), and even when rumors swirled that you were gay(which I believe now more than ever), I stood by your side.
Now, THIS?!

It's. So. Weird.
She was artificially inseminated.
That means...you know...like, on purpose.
Someone chose Claiken genes to be in their baby.
On. Purpose.

Agh.

And what a horrible way to tell people! The (crazy) woman's brother told People that it was (not american idol, though the abbreviation is entertaining) an AI, not even a for real, on accident, out of wedlock child. This is bad news for female fans of Claiken. Good news for the male ones.

Latah, Claiken!!
-kw

5 comments:

onlychild09 said...

oh kendall. Yes Clay is a weirde. I still think it is so funny that dad bought you that CD.

qwertney said...

who would want their child to look like clay aiken???

Joshua said...
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Joshua said...

If i was invisible I would watch Clay Aiken in his room.

Lainey said...

Ewwww I am really grossed out by that picture.