I remember my first experience with Chuck Norris. It was ninth grade and boys were discussing the wonders of Chuck. Later, I started noticing that boys actually seem to worship Chuck Norris, and I had no idea why. I have since learned that Norris is worshipped Just Because. That's really all there is to it, he's great just because. If someone has a different reason, let me know because I would like to know the secret behind the Norris. I will tell you though, the google addition to my homepage, "Chuck Norris Fact Generator" IS the best thing I have on there.
Chuck Norriss credit cards have no limits. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
The energy produced from the big bang is estimated to be about 1 CNRhK which is 1 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.