So today on my innocent way home from school I walked underneath an acorn tree. This was no ordinary acorn tree, for this tree had acorns about the size of tennis balls. On my innocent little jaunt, a tennis ball fell RIGHT NEXT TO ME.
I will never walk beneath an acorn tree again.
I don't want no concussion!
and this wasn't today. However, it makes the story more exciting if I pretend it happened today and not four days ago.