Friday, December 01, 2006

Disaster.

Today I witnessed a three year old girl doing a cartwheel. THREE YEARS OLD! There are people my age who can't even do them. The worst part was it was perfect. She's probably a gymnast. I have always hated gymnasts. Even when i was a little gymnast, except not so little compared to the girls who could touch their toes (which i still cannot do).
Hm, there was something else, but I can't remember. Except today in the weight room there was a girl who spend 45 minutes on the elliptical machine. She then proceeded to spend 30 more minutes on the stair master. I then came to the conclusion that she is merely a robot, set there to make people like me remember there is no way they will ever be good at anything.

6 comments:

Becki said...

i live with a robot.

Logan said...

when do I get a link?

Anonymous said...

I've wanted to tell you for four days that this is maybe the funniest blog you've ever written but my Blackberry wouldn't let me.

My work computer will now though, thanks.

kendall said...

wow, i feel so special with my three comments.

Logan said...

nice link

kendall said...

thanks for v mars.