Yesterday I was minding my own buisness, preparing myself for a 3 hour long bio review session, and walked into the bathroom in the HRCB. I opened the first stall, my usual, and was SCARED TO DEATH when I saw some NASTY little red thing wiggling around in there. THERE WERE TWO GOLDFISH! IN THE TOILET!! That was one of the scariest moments of my life. The only thing I regret is waiting to tell becki about it, and she got there too late. They swam down the drain.
I decided I've got to go get myself some goldfish to frighten the crap of some innocent, unexpecting freshman.