Wednesday, May 09, 2007

PEEEEAR

So I was sitting here, eating my delicious pear and enjoying it's sweet taste when I realized how grossed out I was by the texture of my pear. It's gritty, some sort of almost transparent but still opaque sand held together with salivalike mucus. Lucky for me, I was on my last bite of pear.

It might be awhile before I eat one again.

6 comments:

Logan Smith said...

I'm glad you wrote this. I love fruit, but the textures make it hard for me to eat them raw, smoothies are idea. For example peaches sorta scare me. They are all slimy and slippery and when you go to bite on it, it just explodes in your mouth. I don't like explosions.

Lainey said...

It's their tough skin that kinda grosses out me teeth.

onlychild09 said...

This is what they teach you after six years of college---"it grosses out me teeth." way to go alaina.

Lainey said...

Come on I was speaking like a pirate. Duh. Sarcasm is lost on you I guess. Kendall, did YOU get it?

kendall said...

yes ma'am, I did.

Nat Attack said...

Nice cover for bad grammar Alaina.

I'll take my fruit in candy form thank you.